Yep! Back again to thrill and delight (and really piss off some of) you. My able assistant, Rampage Kitty, is napping at my elbow ready to spring into action if needed. Hopefully I'll be able to manage this without her help at the keyboard..... we'll see.
Scooter Libby gets a commute of his sentence from President Bush. Good start, Sir! Now then, how about a complete pardon and having the court records sealed? That was a Soviet style "Trial" and not worthy of even the term trial. The left was looking for someone to hang (Republican) and didn't quit trying until they had someone (Republican). Richard Armatage admitted HE leaked Plame but, being a loyal Liberal, was given a total pass. Nice start Mr. President.... Now... finish the job.
Congress is out on recess. YIPPIE!!! They need to STAY out! Every time they meet we loose a bit more of our freedom and liberty. The 4th of July is a great and timely example. When I was growing up we could actually celebrate this unique holiday! All up and down the block fireworks were going off and people were having fun. Sure there were some stupid people! Yep! Every year someone would get their fingers damaged because they held a firecracker rather than laying it on the ground. And every year there was at least one small grass fire. The first taught a lesson and the second did too! The grass fires were always small because people were responsible and had garden hoses out and ready just in case. (Personal responsibility) It's a wonderful concept.... the Left should try it sometime.
Now days it's illegal to even have fireworks in some cities. The loudest thing on our block is usually the "Basser's" breaking the law with their loud car speaker systems. Out in the small town I used to live in (Forney Texas) we got busted by the Police for letting the kids set off smoke bombs and "snakes". Yes..... I DID have a garden hose out and ready just in case. Everywhere, people who think THEY know what is best for everyone else (Liberals) take away our freedoms and rights to make themselves feel better. The basic statement is "You are far too dumb and stupid to be able to celebrate the 4th without hurting yourself..... so we'll celebrate FOR you and you can just sit there and watch like good little citizens." Give me the good old days.
Al Gore is gearing up for his 07/07/07 "Concert for a climate in crisis". Ever notice how, with Liberals, everything is a crisis? (Well.... except for the stuff that really is a crisis... that they ignore) The idea is to have a concert on every continent at the same time. (Wonder who is playing Antarctica?) Now then..... this is suppose to help the planet somehow.... I just haven't figured out how as of yet. Carbon Dioxide is supposed to be the big villain here. I'm willing to bet none of these bands are walking to these sites. Probably taking private jets. That's going to generate a lot of CO2. Then they have to run generators to power everything. Oops! More of that nasty evil CO2. Then I suspect they want crowds to show up and watch them. Yeah... people breath and when they exhale..... evil CO2 is released. How do the crowds get to the concerts? Yep.... more CO2 in the atmosphere. Seems like in one day Al Gore is doing more to generate a "greenhouse gas" than he is to limit its production. Oh... wait.... I forgot. Liberals can buy "Carbon Offsets" (From none other than Al Gore) and feel good about themselves! So they can pollute like a smoldering landfill and it's OKAY!
To all those nut bags who think they are on the cutting edge..... here is a news flash. The climate is constantly changing! It's never been stable and it never will be. We live on a dynamic planet where the only thing that is constant IS change. Get freaking OVER it! The climate is going to do what the climate is going to do and the best WE can do is hang on and go along for the ride. Yep.... some years are going to be warmer than others. Yep.... there are going to be some observable trends towards either warming or cooling over specific time periods. That's the way it's always been..... that's the way it will continue to be. We can't even accurately predict the weather let alone affect it in any meaningful way. Weather is the local stuff that affects us.... Climate is what happens globally. We're clever little monkeys but we're not bright enough to control either the weather or the climate. This is two things. Number one it's a power grab by the left. They got the Supreme Court to declare CO2 a "Pollutant" so now they can pass laws and regulations to "control" it. (Control US) Number two. Look at those "Carbon Offsets". Who is making money off those? Follow the money, people. Meanwhile here in Texas we are having one of the coolest years on record! Here it is July and we've barely broke into the 90's and then only a couple of times. Also we're almost at our average annual rainfall level and just past the halfway point for the calendar year. Wait...... Hummmmm.... Clouds....... Rain...... cooler weather in the state........ Nah! Probably no correlation there at all......
I do have another cause for Al Gore to champion, however. Remember those lunar landings? Astronauts put out reflectors on the moon so scientists could more accurately measure the distance between the earth and the moon. WELL!!! Come to find out the moon is moving AWAY from the earth at just about the same rate your fingernails grow! (Roughly an inch a year) This has all the makings of a crisis, folks!! Think of it. Each year the moon gets a little bit farther away. It appears smaller in the night sky. It has less affect on the oceans and the tides. Eventually the earths oceans will have NO tides! All those little sea turtles and grunions that depend upon the tides for breding will die off! And what the heck will Coyotes and Wolves have to howl at if we loose the moon? Our planet will loose the force that causes it to remain in a fairly stable orbit and rotation. It could start to wobble and just go zinging out into deep space..... OR..... worse yet..... spiral into the sun! YIKES! Yes my friends.... it's time we all joined together to Save the Moon!
You know.... if we can save the planet then saving the Moon should be a piece of cake. (or green cheese) It's much smaller and has no climate to worry about. And I'm sure that if we all did our part we could easily save the Moon. Perhaps we could have Al Gore put on more concerts to raise awareness! That's always a good start. Of course we have to find some way of blaming evil Americans for creating the problem and not caring enough. BUT... that's easy! After all.... who were the ONLY humans to ever visit the moon and return? RIGHT!! Evil Americans! So! It's obviously all our fault anyway! Perhaps Mr. Gore can start another little company that sells extra gravity credits. The effect of these would be to slightly elevate the gravity, here on earth, so that the moon is attracted more.... and thus starts to slow it's departure and eventually return to it's pre-lunar landing orbit. Heck yeah!!! Extra gravity credits and a few concerts and we've got that little problem whipped! Al? What about it? I say... SAVE THE MOON!
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